Make Your Penis Larger

The title looks like a spam email doesn’t it?

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I had quite the day.  A couple came in who couldn’t look more opposite.  I’m 94% sure she was an escort.  She was grabbing products here and there and being extremely loud.  She came across the penis extensions and told him he needs to get one.

I laughed..to myself.. (I’m not that rude!)  Then I felt really embarrassed for the man.  I don’t care if you’re an escort, a girlfriend, a wife, you do not- under no circumstances whatsoever- tell the man you’re with that he needs one.  Especially in public!

As a woman, I wouldn’t want anyone to know if my man has a small cock.  I’m pretty sure a man wouldn’t want his woman talking about his size either.  I also do know that when you’re in a sex shop you should never be the one to pick up the extension (it shows other people that you’re not satisfied.)  Let him look at them and let him decide if he needs one.

The sheer purpose of a penis extension is to add length and girth.  They come in all shapes and sizes and textures.  Some even glow in the dark!  That would be super creepy to see a man’s dick glow in the dark like some sort of creepy eel…
If you’re already confident with your size, but still want a little more, then go ahead and get an extension.  I’m sure your woman would enjoy a big surprise like that.  Don’t get crazy with how long you go because size is definitely not everything! (ie: Unnecessary Inches)

If you have a small cock, making it larger does not mean it will improve your sex game.  Everyone knows it’s the motion in the ocean.  And if your ocean is calm, then you my friend need more than a penis extension!

If you’re wondering how they feel, I have no idea.  I do wonder if it will feel more like a dildo instead of a cock.  I have a guy who comes in about once a month to buy a new extension.  I’m intrigued as to why he get’s a new one all the time.  Some day I’ll have the balls to ask him.  For now I’ll let it remain a mystery.

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