Make Your Penis Larger

The title looks like a spam email doesn’t it?

I had quite the day.  A couple came in who couldn’t look more opposite.  I’m 94% sure she was an escort.  She was grabbing products here and there and being extremely loud.  She came across the penis extensions and told him he needs to get one.

I laughed..to myself.. (I’m not that rude!)  Then I felt really embarrassed for the man.  I don’t care if you’re an escort, a girlfriend, a wife, you do not- under no circumstances whatsoever- tell the man you’re with that he needs one.  Especially in public!

As a woman, I wouldn’t want anyone to know if my man has a small cock.  I’m pretty sure a man wouldn’t want his woman talking about his size either.  I also do know that when you’re in a sex shop you should never be the one to pick up the extension (it shows other people that you’re not satisfied.)  Let him look at them and let him decide if he needs one.

The sheer purpose of a penis extension is to add length and girth.  They come in all shapes and sizes and textures.  Some even glow in the dark!  That would be super creepy to see a man’s dick glow in the dark like some sort of creepy eel…
If you’re already confident with your size, but still want a little more, then go ahead and get an extension.  I’m sure your woman would enjoy a big surprise like that.  Don’t get crazy with how long you go because size is definitely not everything! (ie: Unnecessary Inches)

If you have a small cock, making it larger does not mean it will improve your sex game.  Everyone knows it’s the motion in the ocean.  And if your ocean is calm, then you my friend need more than a penis extension!

If you’re wondering how they feel, I have no idea.  I do wonder if it will feel more like a dildo instead of a cock.  I have a guy who comes in about once a month to buy a new extension.  I’m intrigued as to why he get’s a new one all the time.  Some day I’ll have the balls to ask him.  For now I’ll let it remain a mystery.

Deep Throat

I had a interesting/random conversation with a customer today.  He was an older gentleman.  He came in and was walking around and not really looking at anything.  I asked if he needed help finding anything.  He looked at me and smiled, and said, “you probably don’t have what I’m looking for.”  Go ahead and ask, I tell him.  He began telling me he’s looking for a movie, and it’s at least 40 years old.  I walk with him over to our classics section and I asked if he knew the name of it.  He said it was called Deep Throat.  I grabbed it and showed it to him.  He smiled even more.  He looked at the cover for a while, then looked at the back.  He said it was out of his price range at the moment, and I told him we always carry it if he would like to come back some other time.  He began talking to me about it.

He said, “I saw this forty years ago in the theater.  You weren’t even a thought in your mama’s mind!”  I chuckled.  “Not too long after I seen it, it was taken out of the theater, and the theater had closed down.  I later learned that it was taken off the shelves completely.”  I nodded along with him.  Being “young” in his eye, I assume he thought I didn’t know my porn history!  I told him I heard about the controversy of it all.  He asked, “There’s worse stuff out there night, right?” I nodded in agreement again.  “My how times have changed.”, he said.  He then told me he might be back for it..(if he couldn’t find it cheaper, of course)..and told me to have a great day.

It’s so strange how that movie back then was considered so taboo.  If you watched it now, you would probably find it dull compared to some of the hardcore movies and kinks out there now.

I definitely recommend seeing it if you haven’t!  If you’re a porn addict, like myself, you will enjoy the history of it.  It’s like being a movie buff and not seeing classics such as, The Godfather, or Casablanca.

And yes, the above photo is of me rocking my Deep Throat t-shirt!

“The End. And Deep Throat to you all.”

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