His first toy


The photo above is the Egg stroker from Tenga.  They’re small, fit right in the palm of your hand and are disposable.  It’s a pretty popular product at our store.

Today I helped a guy pick out his first masturbator.  He came in and was looking around for a while. He was a younger guy, I’d say around 20-21.  I watched him pick up and set down over 15 different toys.  I approached him and asked if he needed any help.  He was a little hesitant at first.  He said he’s never bought a toy before and heard about the strokers, but didn’t know what was a good product.  I went down the line of them all and explained pros and cons of each.  He thanked me and said he would look around some more.  So I backed off and gave him his space.  He called me over a few minutes later and he said he couldn’t decided between a Tenga product or a pocket pussy.  Eventually he chose the Tenga stroker and then I asked if he needed any lubricant.  Again, another thing he’s never purchased before.  He wanted to know what most people bought.  The most popular lube we sell is Wet.  He kept eyeing the warming one, and I asked if he’s ever used a warming one before to which he answered no.  I told him that most people say it’s a little intense at first.  His eyes widen with curiosity and he said he definitely wanted to try it.  I rang up his purchases and watched him run to his car.  I’m sure he couldn’t wait to get home to try it.

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Dick Pills


“Big & Hard” “Stiff Nights” “Stiff One” “Rock Hard” “Max Size”

All of these plus many more we have in stock, show the “promise” of a bigger penis, and prolonging ejaculation.  The top question asked, “Do they really work?”.  I try not to chuckle because how would I know?  Having a vagina and all!  I understand that because I work there, I should have knowledge of all the products.  I could look up online reviews and cross reference ingredients to see what was really proven to work and what is a load of shit.  That’s too much work!  I go straight to the source, my regular customers.  Men who purchase these pills daily/weekly.  Then I use that information accordingly.  One thing I have learned that the price on the pill doesn’t matter.  Some “cheap-o” ones work a lot better than the expensive ones.  I should also add that for some men the popular “users choice” doesn’t work for them.  So if I tell you what sells the most and it doesn’t work, I apologize.  I cannot make promises on something that I personally don’t know.

What surprises me most is the amount of younger men who use these pills.  I’m talking about men in their early 20s.  Then that obviously ranges to men up in their 70s.  Along with the “Do they really work?” is the added “Not that I have a problem.”  That always makes me laugh. Not in front of the customers, of course. You would think that if you don’t “have a problem” then you wouldn’t need the pills.  But I’ve had a few tell me it’s just for “special occasions” to last longer than they usually do.

We also have the all time famous/popular brand Extenze.  This is one product that is supposed to make your penis larger.  You’ve seen the late night commercials.  You’ve heard the male porn stars promote it.  Yet I only know one faithful customer to the product.  Unfortunately he’s not that much of a talker, so I couldn’t get too much out of him except, “I’ve seen a difference.”  I know it’s a product that has to be taken everyday and could take up to 2 weeks before you see results.  Also, it is expensive.  We retail it for $60.95 for a 30-day pack.  For some customers that’s way out of their price range, and they don’t want to waste money for something that has no promise of working.

Side effects; according to the packages it’s the usual things.  Don’t take them if you have high blood pressure, do not take with alcohol, and you should speak with a physician before taking anything if you are on other medication.  From what I’ve heard from my customers the most side effects they get are headaches and stomachaches.  Which they say is completely worth it for the night they have.  Personally, I am curious to know if there are any long term side effects.  I wonder if it can cause a man to be infertile, or impotent.

“How do you keep a straight face?”  Honestly, I have no clue.  In a way it’s based off the customers personality.  If he is jokingly asking then I will sort of chuckle it off with him.  If he is being dead serious, then I will be serious and give him the facts that I know.  So I really just try to mirror off their expressions.

I hope this entry has either made you laugh, or at least given you an insight on a portion of my job.  It is 100% real and honest.  Please feel free to share this for others to read, and or comment.  You can find me on Twitter as well: @officialJ for more kick ass stories about my job in 140 characters, or less. 🙂